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Completely random link of the week

  • Hormel Bacon
    This is my favorite kind of bacon. You're welcome.

Words & phrases that almost sound like "chocolate"

  • "crockpot"
  • "box tops"
  • "backlit"
  • "choctaw"
  • "copter"
  • "soft palate"
  • "foxtrot"
  • "pop rocks"

Thought nuggets

  • "I will sing to the Lord, for he has been good to me." -- David
  • "If you are what you eat, then a pretty good portion of me is tortilla chips." -- Carey Dyer
  • "I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring." -- Mitch Hedberg
  • "It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare." -- Mark Twain
  • "The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order." -- Jean Cocteau
  • "I never practice. I always play." -- Wanda Landowska

Carey's brain candy

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My face is stuck in a book

Computer_addict Need. . . .help. . . No time. . .to post. . . Addicted to. . .facebook. . .

I wish. . .

Three_wishes -That veggies would immediately start tasting so good to my 4-year-old -- that we would have to make him stop eating so many.

-That I could immediately fast-forward the “media election coverage” parts of my life.

-That powdered donuts would suddenly and magically become low-fat and chock-full o’ vitamins and minerals.

-That innovators would invent a small portion of bathroom tile directly behind the commode that was self-cleaning.  Because as it is, to clean this area, there is no other option -- you MUST hug the bowl.

-That I could bottle and give away to others the feeling that I get when my sons laugh so hard that it doesn’t make a sound..

-That there truly was some way to “taste the rainbow.”  (I’m imagining sort of an orange-sherbet flavor myself)

-That there were more words that rhyme with “orange” (and “sherbet”, too, for that matter).

(For the seven people who still read this blog -- feel free to post your own wishes in the comments section:-)

Powdered donut nutrition facts

Ironic, isn't it?

Keebler_elf This morning, once again, my 4-year-old son asked for fudge-striped cookies for breakfast.  Being a responsible parent, I of course said no.  I then proceeded to fix him a bowl of kids’ cereal that I’m pretty certain has the same (or less) nutritional merit as the cookies.

A brief explanation. . .

Rockbox_logo It’s not that I haven’t been blogging.  I just haven’t been blogging here.  I’ve been spending more time lately at the blog I maintain for my place of employment.

So after you roll your eyes at my lack of posts here, please feel free to check out “Rock Around the Blog.”

John Piper's thoughts on the prosperity gospel

Stop the madness

Texas_dog I live in Texas.  Today I saw a dog wearing a cowboy hat.

I just wanted to share that.

The Cowboy Dog by Nigel Cox

On a very serious note. . .

Uu_logoThe town where I grew up (Jackson, Tennessee)

was devastated last night by tornadoes. I especially wanted to ask prayer for my alma mater, Union University. My old campus is basically in shambles. Not to sensationalize the damage, but to give you an idea of the scale of what I'm talking about:

-- All but one of the seventeen buildings on campus were damaged in some way.
-- Of the 1,200 or so cars on campus when the tornado hit, only about 100 were undamaged.
-- 40% of the dorm buildings were totally destroyed.  40% were heavily damaged, and only 20% are livable.

This is info I’ve gathered from the internet, and I’ve not been there to see the damage firsthand.  But judging from the photos I’ve seen -- the above stats seem accurate.

Miraculously, there were no fatalities on campus. But you can imagine the emotional healing that needs to take place from such a massive disaster; not to mention the huge undertaking of rebuilding the campus.

My college may not be one you guys have heard of, but it was academically and spiritually VERY special to me during my formative years.

Please be in prayer for the staff, faculty, and student body of Union University during this difficult time and during the long road that lies ahead.

If you are interested in learning more or giving to the disaster relief fund that has been set up, you can get updated info at Union's website:  www.uu.edu.

Blah, blah, blog. . .

SupercomputerIn the category of “blatant self-promotion”. . . I’ve recently become the blog-master (may I officially coin that term, right now?) of a new blog for the theater where I work.  So here are your very detailed instructions (in order):  1) peruse the fascinating new site cleverly entitled “Rock Around the Blog.”  2) enjoy the aforementioned blog for several moments and then marvel at how it has absolutely changed your life  3)come back to this post and leave an encouraging comment for the ever-insecure blog-master.

Thanks:-)

"Battle of the Advertising Mascots" -- Round 1

Burger_king_mascot Ronald_mcdonald                               

Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King.

Ronald McDonald’s special skills – 1.creeping out children  2.calling upon Grimace, gelatinous friend, to sit on opponent  3.summoning the “Fry Guys” to annoy opponent to death

The Burger King’s special skills – 1. REALLY creeping out children  2.“pointy crown of doom”  3.distract opponent with his puffy pants

Outcome – Although the Burger King packs a whopper of a punch, everyone knows that McDonald’s is better.  Just one more mascot that “got served” by Ronald.

Wikipedia entry for “Ronald McDonald”

And now for something completely different. . .

Harp Everyone has a dream.  At some point in my life, I want to throw a head of lettuce as hard as I can through the strings of a harp -- and then eat the salad that ensues.

Perhaps I should dream a little bigger, huh?

Anyone else have a random, less-than-noble goal in life?  A completely pointless personal indulgence?  Or am I alone in my weirdness?

I think I know the answer to that last question.

The California Lettuce Research Board

Pictures of really important stuff

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Carey's leftovers

  • “Vanilla Extract” sounds like something you could drink. But don’t try it.
  • If your child’s shoe size keeps increasing rapidly, before you buy new shoes, make sure and check his toenails.
  • I bought a day-planner. When I got to September, it reminded me to re-order pages for the next year. Do I really need this much lead time to buy a calendar?
  • I'll bet a marine biologist could make a killing right now with a book called "The Porpoise-Driven Life."
  • I saw a promotional ad for this writing contest. It said, “There is a book inside of you – waiting to come out.” Umm -- Ouch?
  • I work out of a home office. I like it because I can sit there in my underwear and work. I used to work at Chili’s, but they didn’t like that at all.

Carey's Surf Shop

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Cool lyrics to some cheesy love songs

  • All This Love by DeBarge
    "After all I went and put myself through, I found that all I really needed was you."
  • You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates
    "I ain't the way that you found me -- I'll never be the same."
  • Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys
    "I don’t know where, but she sends me there."
  • I Just Want to Be Your Everything by Andy Gibb
    "If you give a little more than you’re asking for, your love will turn the key."
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